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This will be an extremely long post with words. Congrats to anyone able to finish this post in one shot. Alright.Yesterday.Was SP CLS games day. Well it was..er..the activity can be rated R21. Extremely disqusting.The GLs are so damn horny.Kept making us do weird things
So anyway.Met up with Yinghui at 9.07.HAHA.It was supposed to be at 8.50.But nevermind.I'm a gentleman.Well games day was a torture for us guys.Some say beneficial?Some(me) say kinda annoying.
We had icebreaking games and i ACCIDENTALLY sabo-ed Yinghui in the games.Don't know why.Kept aiming at her.Then she keep on being kena-ed. Got to know 2 team mates from optometry.One of them is called Shu hui and the other is Peiru.
After having KFC for lunch we went for our station games.
Station One First station was throwing of water bombs from our postion and throwing them backwards and our team mates had to catch them with pails.Apparently.The GMs said i was good.I headshoted at least 3 people.Few of them were wet.
We had to pass ping pong balls to one another through spoons.This was the best one out of the passing-things-to-the-next-person games.
Station Two Well Station 2.Was ranked 2nd worst of all stations.Ranked first will be told later. There was this mat laid on the soccer field with water on it.The water was brown from all the mud.They had detergent and washing powder sprinkled all over it.Making it really soapy. We then had to line up in boy,girl,boy,girl(10cents,50cents)arrangement. 3 in a grp.We had to rush to the mat and land belly first and slide to the end.Then we had to lie straight on the ground and roll over one another till we reached the end. We had to be careful of elbows or our Father's Day would be gone.lol.
After that.Cause we were forfeited we had to accept punishment. All the guys had to lie down on the grass. We had to go topless.lol.Then the girls had to smother some some disqusting green thing(seemed like gounded grass) over our face and abdomen. We had to sing twinkle little star while they were doing that.Extremely itchy i could barely even talk.Not to mention sing.
Station Three Was just as bad.We had to pass rubberbands around with the tip of our tongues.Once again we had to be lined up in 10cents and 50cents pattern.Was good.I didn't touch anyone's tongue.But the rubberbands were coated with everyone's saliva when it reached me.lol.
Christina was good.Her tongue was like so agile.lol.Everyone was like "WHOA PRO!"
Station Four This was damn.Er.GAY.AS IN LITERALLY.
First part of the station.All of us had to be blind folded. Then lined up in 10cents50cents again. I was the luckiest.I was first in the row.Christina was behind me.Then we had to recognise each other's voice.Guys had to say ICE girls had to say CUBE.We had to find one another only by saying that. We were then blindfolded. I found Christina rather easily,haha.They smothered paint all over us while we were walking around blindly. After time was up.We took off our blindfolds.I was like "LOL" After Christina and Benjamin.The rest were screwed.All in the wrong place.Either missing by one person or completely way off.Behind the wrong people.
So as a punishment.We(THE GUYS) had to perform a "skit" called A NIGHT AT THE WRONG CLUB. All the guys had erm let see.Do various sex positions.69 and whatever.Front,back whatever. Then i had to put my hands on Shamuel's ASS and the GM's made sure I held it TIGHT! T.T Then the GM made the guys vibrate.The scene looked awfully disqusting man.
We were stacked on each other and with those weird positions and vibrating. =.= The girls were laughing their asses off.The well known and most famous horny GL took alot of pleasure in that.The skit wanted all the guys to be acting as gays as we were in the wrong night club filled with gays.
Station Five Different people were sent to different activities.Samuel,myself,Christina and Mira were sent to the Carry-the-girl-on-our-backs-with-them-guiding-us-on-a-rigid-path. So i was blindfolded and I piggy-backed Christina.Her legs had alot of paint,made it really slippery.I could't get a grip.
With alot of guidance i reached the end of the path,which at the last minute my hand slipped and well erm.She fell off.lol... I guess i did good.Samuel had ALOT of guidance.He seemed to step on alot of wrong places lol.
Station Six THIS.IS.THE.WORST.STATION.OF.ALL.PLAINLY.WEIRD.AND.DISQUSTING.AND.GAY. WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING SO COMPLETELY INSANE.THEY ARE OUT OF THEIR MINDS!!LIKE EVEN FOR A GAME.IT WAS LIKE WAY TOO OFF.
So we were in 10cents50cents again.But this time i was positioned at the end as a result Zhiwei was in front of me and a girl behind me.(we had 9guys and 7 girls)
They told us to pass a jacob cracker in our mouth till the end of the line. We're like "OKAY THATS QUITE EASY" Then they said "WAIT" and they broke it down piece by piece in front of our eyes until it was like around the size of ant(Maybe a little bigger)
To my estimation.It was 0.5cm long and 0.25cm in width.SO FREAKING SMALL. We had to pass it with out mouthes till the end.When it was my turn it was already bitten to a barely see-able piece.Zhiwei had it in his mouth. Just a speck and the GMs had time on their hands. I was there dumbfounded.Then the GMs said"USE YOUR TONGUE LAH" So in a attempt i just held him and used my tongue to dig the DAMN piece of biscuit out from his lips. Everyone said that what i did was the "GAYEST" of everything in the day. THE GMs SAID " WTH YOU REALLY USE YOUR TONGUE FOR WHAT?"
Unfortunately it broke further into 2 after what i did. It was one of my female team mates behind me.Kissing guy to guy was like okay.But a girl is a different thing.Kinda weird.Especially not the one you like.
So i was like so shy.Went over then passed the small piece to her by mouth. Then our lips touched.I SWEAR MY FACE WAS SO HOT.IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO RED. Because it was so small we had to hold in that position for roughly 10 seconds.Ah!That sucks. Though she was pretty good looking..but..it felt so wrong.. I didn't like it.It kinda made me really pissed for them making us do that.
Yinghui was so lucky as she through some mysterious way cheated and the GMs didn't notice and she was spared.SO LUCKY AR YINGHUI ! !
Treasure hunt Well i shall just summarise this part as it is way too long. We had to hunt for balls.And we had to ask for the horny GM for his balls in a way that would make him feel "HIGH" "MAY WE HAVE YOUR BALLS PLEASE!" He made all the guys pole dance around him till he felt happy.
We had our asses smacked by the girls as the horny GM said he wanted to give the girls a ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY,and he said must have STANDARD SOUND "PIAK!" So all the guys were ass smacked. OWWWW.One of them smack damn hard lah.
So through our balls hunting.pole dancing,non stop cheering,kissing,ass smacking,gay party,lesbian party and sexy dancing. MY GROUP CANNON WON THE TREASURE HUNT WITH AN OWNAGE OF 41 BALLS. In a weird sense.Our sacrifice brought us to victory.
Well.Games day was 10% fun and 90% disqust from what i feel. At the end of the day i smelled like the drain.The wet and grassy smell. Bathed there swapped to clean clothes and went home to rest.
School is starting on 7th april(monday) next week.Goodbye 5years in Queensway!Hello SP! A new start! I'll work hard in optometry !
See you guys!! Thanks to anyone who finished reading this LONG post.
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